Ah-ha! You desire the Zaw weapons Hok is so famous for! Allow Hok - I am Hok - to sell you blueprints for weapon parts, forge them in your foundry, and then return here, so that Hok may construct a fine weapon for you.
Ai yo! What a day! Hok has been busier than a one-armed mime with a skin rash. What may I provide?
Oof, that last customer? Nice guy, but couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat. What do you need?
Ah, swazdo-lah. Both the world and his wife are on Hok's back this accursed day. How may he improve yours?
AI-YO! Cetus's favorite Tenno! Welcome, welcome!
Ah, surah! A joy as always!
SWAZDO-LAH, TENNO! Your presence makes joy fountain from Hok's eyeballs!
NO EXCUSES, PEDLEK! Last time there was a dead squirrel floating in it! (Sigh) I am a bright star surrounded by an accretion disk of cretins and ding-dongs. (Sigh) How may I serve?
(Chuckles) I do not like your chances, Pedlek, for you're barely symmetrical! Oh, swazdo-lah! How may Hok serve?
PEDLEK! DID YOUR MOTHER JUMP AROUND WHILST PREGNANT?! THOSE AREN'T PETS, THEY'RE CARNIVOROUS AS FFF---far as I know. Hello there! How may Hok serve?
No, Pedlek, I will not be attending your poetry recital. Hok would rather get a plate in his head and collect magnets. How may I serve?
I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS BEHAVIOR, PEDLEK! You look like a jerk and have a crappy face! Swazdo-lah, what do you need?
That money in your SOCK, Pedlek, is for BAIL! (Sigh) Swazdo-lah, what do you need?
KNOCK IT OFF, PEDLEK! You laugh like an electrocuted hamster! Oh, swazdo-lah! How may Hok serve?
By the Unum, Pedlek, it would be wiser to simply fire you and use your face to make squid biscuits! Oh, swazdo-lah. How may Hok serve?
